By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t have these kind of sham candidates from outside our beloved two party system standing on the stage that belongs to the two real parties!
The RNC and DNC must redouble their ongoing efforts to block these two “candidates” from from their disgraceful attempts to be placed on the ballot in November! All god fearing corporations and PAC’s must pull out all the stops to fund the defense of the ballot that clearly belongs to the two REAL parties!
On the off chance that any vote thief wins the presidential election. Their inauguration day could include such debauchery as the Dixie Chicks singing our national anthem, a motorcade made up of foreign made hybrid automobiles without a stretch Hummer in sight, and a bra and flag burning orgy in the rose garden! The next thing you know, we will be having a vegan potluck dinner in the grand ballroom at the white house!
This reporter respectfully requests chairman Boehner of the house unrepublican activities committee convene an emergency investigation with an eye toward drafting a resolution with the intent of using the military commissions act to intern any and all vote thieves at gitmo. These sham “candidates” are clearly TERRORISTS intent on bringing down our beloved two party system!
This Barr guy is the worst of the bunch, as he is the biggest turncoat since Benedict Arnold for leaving the GOP to run as a “liberterian!” This disgraceful attempted vote grand larceny must be stopped or THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM WINS THE PRESIDENCY!
