“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Many so called conservatives were charmed by Henry M. Paulson Jr. There was dancing on the Wall Street when the former chairman of Goldman Sachs became the Bush administration’s third Treasury secretary. Even the greatest president this country has ever had, George W. Bush, was fooled by this communist infiltrator Paulson! I was not so charmed. I knew in my AMERICAN HEART OF RED, WHITE, AND BLUE HEARTS, that this Paulson person was part of the red brigade. I know he drives a forign made hybrid automobile and listens to the Dixie Chicks!
There has been a creeping economic fifth column in our banking system. That fifth column is called Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. These big government social programs mascaraing as “for profit businesses” are the root cause of the mortgage meltdown. Back in the old days, poor people couldn’t buy homes. The reason poor people couldn’t buy homes was because the banks, real banks, wouldn’t give mortgages to poor people.
The reason banks, real banks, wouldn’t give poor people mortgages, was BECAUSE POOR PEOPLE DIDN’T HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY A MORTGAGE OFF! That makes good economic sense doesn’t it? If you don’t have the income to pay off a loan, you don’t get one! Not to those idiots down in Washington! They decided to find a way to give people who couldn’t afford to pay back mortgages a way to get mortgages.
They called their two new socialist economic black holes Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This made it possible for poor people to get mortgages. The rest is history. We are now seeing the red fruits of this “public/private partnership” that involved the government, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and other secondary mortgage lenders. WE HAVE AN ECONOMIC CRASH! Now that the crash has come, Pinko Paulson & company have the unmitigated gall to come up with a tax payer financed bail out scheme that is nothing but corporate welfare.
In true conservative economics, as written by Saint Adam Smith, businesses that make bad decisions go BUST. That is what should happen to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac! That goes double for that commie run “bank” called the Federal Reserve that’s being run into the ground by comrade chairman “Red” Barnanke! To anyone that doubt what I say is true, that vote spoiler Obamessiah has given pinko Ben his blessing! There are some that will scream that these commie social programs are “too big to fail”. I say they are too big government to succeed! I’m sure that you, my dear readers, will agree!
I realize that the republicans are busy trying to explain how The Greatest President in our countries history, George W. Bush, got conned by Pinko Paulson, but I must ask chairman Boehner of the House Unrepublican Activities Committee to convene a special session in regards to all this unrepublican activity! If something isn’t done soon, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT!
