Unrepublican Activities ABOUND!

Jan Perry, the Democrat who represents the L.A’s overwhelmingly African American and Latino District 9 has the unmitigated gall to demand a moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in South-Central Los Angeles. That’s as down right UNREPUBLICAN! Everyone knows the corporations like McD’s and KFC have every RIGHT to sell their AMERICAN FOOD anywhere they wish! [...]

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t [...]

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting [...]

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that [...]