Posts Tagged as ‘bra burning’

August 25, 2008

Half a Commie Korean Company, trys to Steal Lehman Brothers

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are looking bleak on the financial industry front. Korea Development Bank in Seoul, a so called “state-run firm” has had the unmitigated gall make a takeover play for Lehman Brothers. This is extremely bad news and I’m sure my loyal readers will [...]

July 24, 2008

Pinko Forest Service Burns a Bra!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those commies at the United States Forest Service are at it again! They have the unmitigated gall to use that ruskie bear “smoky” to spread their unrepublican propaganda! Their latest “psa” which can be seen here is an assault on our right to [...]

July 22, 2008

Repeal the GAS TAX!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
A fellow blogger posted this yesterday:
Congress Would Like to Punish You For Using Less Gas
It’s good as far as it goes, but true conservatives should now band together and insist on a complete repel of the gas tax. Real conservatives believe in the efficiency [...]

July 21, 2008

The “Netroots” Vegan Bra Burning Convention

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The global warming t-shirted, patchouli smelling, hemp jewelery wearing cult that refers to itself as “Netroots Nation” has had their little annual drunken sex orgy in President George W. Bush’s home state of Texas. I have to wonder where all the drug sniffing [...]

July 18, 2008

WALKING is an Unrepublican Activity!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
I must tell you, my dear readers. Things are getting out of hand. There are now far too many people whining about the price of gas. There are all manner of screwballs calling for goofy ideas such as “alternative energy” and “conservation.” I for one am not going to fall [...]

July 17, 2008

Jesse Jackson says the N-Word!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Well my dear readers, things are getting ugly on the campaign front. Now there’s all kinds of screaming going on over JJ’s use of the N-word. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I speak of Nader, even in mixed company. It never seems to bother anyone much. [...]

July 16, 2008

Credit Where Credit is DUE!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The New York Pravda, er Times has finally reported some good news for a change. The fine folks at The American Enterprise Institute have announced that Arthur C. Brooks will be the new president of AEI. The Times quotes Mr. Brooks as saying:
“With research ranging between prophetic ideas and [...]

July 15, 2008

Libral NY Times gets it Wrong Again!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those pinkos over at the New York Pravda, er, um Times have the unmitigated gall to cast aspersions on Karl Rove concerning his perceived lack of credibility as an election analyst for the Fox News Channel. The Times seems to feel that the genius who masterminded the two term presidency [...]

June 13, 2008

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t [...]

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