Posts Tagged as ‘Conservative’

August 25, 2008

Half a Commie Korean Company, trys to Steal Lehman Brothers

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are looking bleak on the financial industry front. Korea Development Bank in Seoul, a so called “state-run firm” has had the unmitigated gall make a takeover play for Lehman Brothers. This is extremely bad news and I’m sure my loyal readers will [...]

July 28, 2008

Pinko Paulson Activates his Commie Sleeper Cell

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Many so called conservatives were charmed by Henry M. Paulson Jr. There was dancing on the Wall Street when the former chairman of Goldman Sachs became the Bush administration’s third Treasury secretary. Even the greatest president this country has ever had, George W. [...]

July 24, 2008

Pinko Forest Service Burns a Bra!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those commies at the United States Forest Service are at it again! They have the unmitigated gall to use that ruskie bear “smoky” to spread their unrepublican propaganda! Their latest “psa” which can be seen here is an assault on our right to [...]

July 23, 2008

Saint Phil Gramm takes one for the Team!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted [...]

July 22, 2008

Repeal the GAS TAX!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
A fellow blogger posted this yesterday:
Congress Would Like to Punish You For Using Less Gas
It’s good as far as it goes, but true conservatives should now band together and insist on a complete repel of the gas tax. Real conservatives believe in the efficiency [...]

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