“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are looking bleak on the financial industry front. Korea Development Bank in Seoul, a so called “state-run firm” has had the unmitigated gall make a takeover play for Lehman Brothers. This is extremely bad news and I’m sure my loyal readers will [...]
“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Many so called conservatives were charmed by Henry M. Paulson Jr. There was dancing on the Wall Street when the former chairman of Goldman Sachs became the Bush administration’s third Treasury secretary. Even the greatest president this country has ever had, George W. [...]
“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
There are those who have the unmitigated gall to propose that these United States should be diluted with the political blood of the commies from our south and the pinkos from our north. This patriot, my dear readers, begs to differ! This so [...]
“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those commies at the United States Forest Service are at it again! They have the unmitigated gall to use that ruskie bear “smoky” to spread their unrepublican propaganda! Their latest “psa” which can be seen here is an assault on our right to [...]
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted [...]
“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
A fellow blogger posted this yesterday:
Congress Would Like to Punish You For Using Less Gas
It’s good as far as it goes, but true conservatives should now band together and insist on a complete repel of the gas tax. Real conservatives believe in the efficiency [...]
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
I must tell you, my dear readers. Things are getting out of hand. There are now far too many people whining about the price of gas. There are all manner of screwballs calling for goofy ideas such as “alternative energy” and “conservation.” I for one am not going to fall [...]
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The New York Pravda, er Times has finally reported some good news for a change. The fine folks at The American Enterprise Institute have announced that Arthur C. Brooks will be the new president of AEI. The Times quotes Mr. Brooks as saying:
“With research ranging between prophetic ideas and [...]
By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those pinkos over at the New York Pravda, er, um Times have the unmitigated gall to cast aspersions on Karl Rove concerning his perceived lack of credibility as an election analyst for the Fox News Channel. The Times seems to feel that the genius who masterminded the two term presidency [...]
