Posts Tagged as ‘Libertarian’

July 28, 2008

Pinko Paulson Activates his Commie Sleeper Cell

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Many so called conservatives were charmed by Henry M. Paulson Jr. There was dancing on the Wall Street when the former chairman of Goldman Sachs became the Bush administration’s third Treasury secretary. Even the greatest president this country has ever had, George W. [...]

July 24, 2008

Pinko Forest Service Burns a Bra!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those commies at the United States Forest Service are at it again! They have the unmitigated gall to use that ruskie bear “smoky” to spread their unrepublican propaganda! Their latest “psa” which can be seen here is an assault on our right to [...]

July 23, 2008

Saint Phil Gramm takes one for the Team!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted [...]

July 22, 2008

Repeal the GAS TAX!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
A fellow blogger posted this yesterday:
Congress Would Like to Punish You For Using Less Gas
It’s good as far as it goes, but true conservatives should now band together and insist on a complete repel of the gas tax. Real conservatives believe in the efficiency [...]

July 21, 2008

The “Netroots” Vegan Bra Burning Convention

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The global warming t-shirted, patchouli smelling, hemp jewelery wearing cult that refers to itself as “Netroots Nation” has had their little annual drunken sex orgy in President George W. Bush’s home state of Texas. I have to wonder where all the drug sniffing [...]

July 18, 2008

WALKING is an Unrepublican Activity!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
I must tell you, my dear readers. Things are getting out of hand. There are now far too many people whining about the price of gas. There are all manner of screwballs calling for goofy ideas such as “alternative energy” and “conservation.” I for one am not going to fall [...]

June 13, 2008

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t [...]

June 11, 2008

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting [...]

June 11, 2008

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that [...]

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