Saint Phil Gramm takes one for the Team!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted [...]

The “Netroots” Vegan Bra Burning Convention

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The global warming t-shirted, patchouli smelling, hemp jewelery wearing cult that refers to itself as “Netroots Nation” has had their little annual drunken sex orgy in President George W. Bush’s home state of Texas. I have to wonder where all the drug sniffing [...]

Jesse Jackson says the N-Word!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Well my dear readers, things are getting ugly on the campaign front. Now there’s all kinds of screaming going on over JJ’s use of the N-word. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I speak of Nader, even in mixed company. It never seems to bother anyone much. [...]

Libral NY Times gets it Wrong Again!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those pinkos over at the New York Pravda, er, um Times have the unmitigated gall to cast aspersions on Karl Rove concerning his perceived lack of credibility as an election analyst for the Fox News Channel. The Times seems to feel that the genius who masterminded the two term presidency [...]

Unrepublican Activities ABOUND!

Jan Perry, the Democrat who represents the L.A’s overwhelmingly African American and Latino District 9 has the unmitigated gall to demand a moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in South-Central Los Angeles. That’s as down right UNREPUBLICAN! Everyone knows the corporations like McD’s and KFC have every RIGHT to sell their AMERICAN FOOD anywhere they wish! [...]

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t [...]

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting [...]