Posts Tagged as ‘obama’

July 25, 2008

Who the Hell let Vicente Fox into the Chicken Coop!?

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
There are those who have the unmitigated gall to propose that these United States should be diluted with the political blood of the commies from our south and the pinkos from our north. This patriot, my dear readers, begs to differ! This so [...]

July 24, 2008

Pinko Forest Service Burns a Bra!

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those commies at the United States Forest Service are at it again! They have the unmitigated gall to use that ruskie bear “smoky” to spread their unrepublican propaganda! Their latest “psa” which can be seen here is an assault on our right to [...]

July 23, 2008

Saint Phil Gramm takes one for the Team!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted [...]

July 21, 2008

The “Netroots” Vegan Bra Burning Convention

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The global warming t-shirted, patchouli smelling, hemp jewelery wearing cult that refers to itself as “Netroots Nation” has had their little annual drunken sex orgy in President George W. Bush’s home state of Texas. I have to wonder where all the drug sniffing [...]

July 17, 2008

Jesse Jackson says the N-Word!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Well my dear readers, things are getting ugly on the campaign front. Now there’s all kinds of screaming going on over JJ’s use of the N-word. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I speak of Nader, even in mixed company. It never seems to bother anyone much. [...]

June 11, 2008

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting [...]

June 11, 2008

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that [...]

June 11, 2008

obama spoils clinton vote

by Pressmin Spurious
Intergalatic Times staff reporter
It was quite clear from the start of the primary season that Hillary Clinton was the inevitable presidential nominee of the Democratic Party. There was simply NO WAY any of the other candidates could possibly win the nomination. These other people running were clearly only doing so to pump up [...]

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