Who the Hell let Vicente Fox into the Chicken Coop!?

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
There are those who have the unmitigated gall to propose that these United States should be diluted with the political blood of the commies from our south and the pinkos from our north. This patriot, my dear readers, begs to differ! This so [...]

The “Netroots” Vegan Bra Burning Convention

“I believe in doing random acts of satire!”
—ClapSo—

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
The global warming t-shirted, patchouli smelling, hemp jewelery wearing cult that refers to itself as “Netroots Nation” has had their little annual drunken sex orgy in President George W. Bush’s home state of Texas. I have to wonder where all the drug sniffing [...]

Libral NY Times gets it Wrong Again!

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Those pinkos over at the New York Pravda, er, um Times have the unmitigated gall to cast aspersions on Karl Rove concerning his perceived lack of credibility as an election analyst for the Fox News Channel. The Times seems to feel that the genius who masterminded the two term presidency [...]

Unrepublican Activities ABOUND!

Jan Perry, the Democrat who represents the L.A’s overwhelmingly African American and Latino District 9 has the unmitigated gall to demand a moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in South-Central Los Angeles. That’s as down right UNREPUBLICAN! Everyone knows the corporations like McD’s and KFC have every RIGHT to sell their AMERICAN FOOD anywhere they wish! [...]

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t [...]

vote theft leads to full blown co-option

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
My dear readers. As I have been chronicling in this column, our beloved two party electoral system is under full fledged attack! The vote spoilers continue to set the very foundations of our two party electoral system ablaze! Now comes the grim report that Al Franken has had the unmitigated [...]

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting [...]

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that [...]

obama spoils clinton vote

by Pressmin Spurious
Intergalatic Times staff reporter
It was quite clear from the start of the primary season that Hillary Clinton was the inevitable presidential nominee of the Democratic Party. There was simply NO WAY any of the other candidates could possibly win the nomination. These other people running were clearly only doing so to pump up [...]