By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter
It’s sad when such as Phil Gramm is forced out of the McCain campaign for telling the truth. From the windows of my suburban McMansion or Hummer, America has never been in better shape! Gramm was right in pointing out what whiners Americans have become.
On the one hand we voted in the greatest president in American history, George W. Bush, TWICE. We supported his war for going on seven years. We are polling high numbers for McCain and Obama, both of whom will continue the glorious war for years to come.
On the other hand some of us have unmitigated gall to whine about a small increase in gas prices. SUCK IT UP AMERICA! If you want to have big wars against the bad people, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PAY THE COSTS! The same is true of the whining concerning the skyrocketing federal deficit. If you want to continue to spend more and more money on the United States Military year after year, which Bush has done and both Obama and McCain intend to do, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PAY THE COSTS!
Then there’s all this whining about health care. I had a hang nail recently. I went to the doctor and he treated me for it. No more hangnail! This is proof that our health care system is working. STOP YOUR WHINING AMERICA!
Then there’s all this brooha about consumer price idexes and the like. Don’t you all realize how LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE WALMART! By exploiting low paid labor at home and abroad, Walmart GUARANTEES “Always low prices!” Stop your whining about the high cost of living America, YOU HAVE WALMART ON YOUR SIDE!
The real problem is this class warfare being fought by this Nader person and others. He wants you to believe that you are entitled to a living wage, decent health care, a fair standard of living and a country at peace with the world. This is nonsense and you know it! If you, my fellow Americans believed any of that, you would be voting for Nader and not McCain or Obama!
Due to all this unrepublican whining I must ask chairman Boehner of the House Unrepublican Activities Committee to convene a special session in regards to all this unrepublican activity! If something isn’t done soon, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT!
Here’s some interesting Conservative food for thought: